• When standing: FAT
• When sitting: FAT
• When laying down: FAT
• When stretching: FAT
• In baggy clothes: FAT
• In form fitting clothes: FAT
• In bathing suit: FAT
• Awake: FAT
• Asleep: FAT
• Alive: FAT
• Dead: Look how FAT she was

givemelove9:

neuers:

(Pep)
The likes of Robben
the one named Pizarro
will be vanish completely
by this time tomorrow
the titles I find
will claim as my own
oh with all you got in ya Pep
ruin their football

(Pep)
mine boys
mine every trophy
and bleed boys
play till you drop
roll around boys
quick boys
lesson one is diving
lesson two is crying
and don’t forget to bitch to the referees
it’s gold and it’s mine
mine
MINE

(Pep)
oh I how I love it
all the beer for me!
there’ll be heaps of it
and I’ll be on top of the heaps!!

(Pep)
my rivals back home
it’s not what I’m bitter
but think how they’ll cry
when they see how i glitter
the ladies of course
will be on my penis
FIFA will reward me
they’ll give me a Ballon d’Or
NO!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO OF THEM

(Pep)
it’s mine
mine for the taking
it’s mine boys
the title is mine
with that old one
going

(Pep)
glory and fame, gimme
my dear friend Jose
will probably kiss my feet
when all of the awards are mine

(Mario)
all of my life
i have wanted to play for this one
a bald and more younger version
of that guy named Klopp
hundreds of matches await
and i don’t plan to miss one
in a false nine I’ll play
a Robben I’ll replace
the greatest pleasure is mine

(Pep)
keep on working
don’t be worried
I’ll take
the
titles

(Pep)
awaaaaaaaaaaaards
beautiful awarrrdssss

(Pep)
make this my league
my way
make the records big boys
I’d help with guiding you there
but I’m a big fucking cunt

(Mario)
this land is beautiful
(Pep)
the beauty in schemes
(Mario)
let a guy play in red
(Pep)
Gomez will be sold!

and
the
league
is
mine
mine
MINE!!!!!

What da FUCK did I just listen to???

• me: i want to be skinny
• core: no
• legs: no
• arms: no
• hips: no